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These stories are jokes from satire outlets. They are not news.
These stories are jokes from satire outlets. They are not news.
Disinfo Desk/DISINFO
These stories are jokes from satire outlets. They are not news.
- SATIREChina Forced To Close Make America Great Again Merchandise Sweatshops, After Sharp Fall in Republican Support (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
China’s booming Make America Great Again merchandise industry has been thrown into crisis following a sharp decline in Republican support, with dozens of…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ ChinaAGENT NOTE: single-source intercept; location China.
- SATIREMid-tier Japanese pop star surprised to learn she is “big in Canada” (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
TOKYO – 23-year-old J-pop artist Ito Koharu was recently surprised to learn that her debut album ハッピー・ミルク・キス・キス (HAPPY MILK KISS KISS) has debuted at #1 on…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Japan - SATIREDemocrats Begin Search for Insipid, Establishment Candidate To Squander Momentous Call for Change (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
The Democratic Party has responded to the historic ‘blue wave’ at the midterm elections by immediately beginning the search for a donor-friendly, deeply…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRESteinbachers Starve for Lack of Fast Food Chains (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
STEINBACH, MB Dozens of Steinbachers expressed their rage on the community Facebook page this week, wondering just when “they” were going to bring a particular…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREFive Planets Train Totally Snubbed While Writing “Drops of Jupiter” (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
If you were around in the early 2000s, you undoubtedly remember Train’s hit “Drops of Jupiter”, which was a touching power ballad... Read the full masterpiece…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRE‘Chill Lofi Hip Hop Beats To Study and Relax To’ Playlist Inducted Into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
CLEVELAND — The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame welcomed the YouTube playlist “Chill Lofi Hip Hop Beats to Study and Relax... Get the full story The post ‘Chill…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWab Kinew Accidentally Sets Manitoba on Permanent Summer (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
WINNIPEG, MB A clerical error at the Legislative building in Winnipeg has meant that Manitoba has been permanently set to mid-September temperatures. “Ever…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRETesla to wind down Cybertruck production by just waiting for them all to catch fire (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
AUSTIN, TX – EV manufacturer Tesla has announced they will phase out production of the poorly-selling Cybertruck by waiting for each of the unsold models to…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWhat Kind of Mosh Pit Doesn’t Have a Baby Changing Station? (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
Ugh, are you kidding me? Come on, people, it’s the 21st century! When I came to this Anthrax concert, it was under... Continue this tale The post What Kind of…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREDivorced woman has first healing bout of masturbation (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
A RECENTLY divorced woman said the road to recovery has begun with her first blissful and freeing wank as a single woman.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREStevie Nicks Reveals ‘Tusk’ Actually About Wanting to Beat Lindsey Buckingham to Death With Sharp, Phallic Object (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Decades after the release of the Fleetwood Mac album “Tusk,” Stevie Nicks revealed that the song of the... Continue this tale The post…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWe ask you: What product are you pre-emptively furious about the EU banning? (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
BRITAIN is aligning with EU food standards, which means out-of-touch Eurocrats once again banning all we hold dear. Which product are you ready to riot over?
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRE‘I have made this a new Sistine Chapel’ Trump genuinely thinks (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIRENation Grateful Russell Brand Rape Conviction Requires No Separating Art From Artist (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
THE NATION — People from across the nation are grateful that Russell Brand’s latest rape and sexual assault convictions do not require... Get the full story…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREAI sell-off endangering livelihoods of some real pricks (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
THE global plunge in AI-related stock means a number of absolute copper-bottomed wankshafts are facing hilarious bankruptcy.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREPete Hegseth picks wrong week to stop drinking (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
Pentagon staffing delays leave secretary sober for worst 48 hours of his career
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Washington, D.C. - SATIRECowardly boyfriend proposes via text (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
A PATHETIC, spineless man has popped the question to his long-term girlfriend via text.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWe might have needed some serious societal self-examination if this wasn’t the BBC’s and the left’s fault (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
BRITAIN has breathed a sigh of relief that the crimes of Russell Brand were not the fault of his industry or his audience or the patriarchy but the BBC.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHow to have a bullshit career in fashion like Kanye and the rest (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
THIS week Kanye West held his own fashion show in LA, and all the celebs supposedly design clothes these days. They've got no training in it, so why not have a…
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer say now is not the time to punish convicted rapist Russell Brand (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a joint statement, U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and current U.S. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer made clear their…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Washington, D.C. - SATIREMennonite Man Takes 28 Years to Walk from Winkler to Morden (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
MORDEN, MB Back in 1998, Winkler man Karl Broesky kissed his family goodbye and embarked on a journey to the pick up some Chicken Chef in Morden. Now, 28 years…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREAlberta’s new electoral map just gives every UCP voter their own district (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
EDMONTON – Alberta’s United Conservative Party has rejected a new electoral map proposed by the province’s bipartisan boundaries commission, instead opting to…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRECanadians had no idea we were this good at meddling (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
WASHINGTON D.C. – In the most successful midterm election since 1974 Democrats have retaken control of the House and Senate thanks, primarily, to Canadian…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Washington, D.C. - SATIREGiddy Chuck Schumer already preparing excuses for letting Trump still get away with everything (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following Tuesday’s “Blue Wave” midterm elections, Senator Chuck Schumer is reportedly already hard at work on a long list of reasons why…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Washington, D.C. - SATIREFed Up King Gizzard Fans Demand to Know When Polka Album Being Released (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
MELBOURNE, Australia — Fans of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are voicing their frustrations on social media this week, demanding an... Get the full story…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Australia - SATIREGuardian reader cowering from fireworks (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
DEAFENING fireworks will be causing a Guardian reader to scurry for cover behind his sofa tonight.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRECo-worker desperate to let you know he had sex last night (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
AN office worker has tried to crowbar having sex the night before into every conversation.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHow Elon Musk pissed $500m down the electoral drain, dollar by dollar (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
ELON Musk, the world’s richest man, is now half a billion poorer with nothing but a blue wave to show for it. Here’s how he wasted his cash.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHow soon can I realistically go for doggy with my new girlfriend? A quiz for blokes (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
JUST embarked on a new relationship? Wondering whether you can justifiably suggest doing it doggy-style already? Take this test.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREDear Donald: A letter from Natalie Harp that was hard to write (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
SOMETHING has changed between us and I think we’ve both sensed it. I’m not sure what exactly, but I think it’s to do with that awful Tuesday night.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRETech CEO begs people not call AI “slop” and just behave like good little pigs (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
SAN FRANCISCO – Powerful tech CEOs the world over are begging consumers to stop resisting the low-quality AI advancements they are making and digest all of…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHistoric Comeback Gives Winnipeg Jets Control of House and Senate (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
WINNIPEG, MB Just as all hope was lost, the Winnipeg Jets stormed back from a 4-0 deficit last night to take control of the US House and Senate. “It’s hard to…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRETicking Time Bomb? Friend Group All Dating Each Other (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREReal-Life Jason Voorhees? This Man Lets His Mom Do Everything for Him (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREWoman Yearning for Time When Underwear Was 5 for $25 (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREMelania Can’t Believe Trump Thinks They Have a “Let’s Take the Cyanide Together” Level Relationship (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
WASHINGTON—Melania Trump, wife of President Trump, was reportedly confused and extremely put off by her husband’s recent assumption that, when the time... Get…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWoman Briefly Experiences Homeownership While Housesitting (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREWoman Can Knit Anything as Long as Anything Is a Thin Scarf (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREDepressed Woman Takes Moment to Remember How Some Cats Are Fluffy (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREWoman Stunned to Discover There More Than One Place in Her Neighborhood to Get a Drink (opens Reductress in a new tab)ReductressSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREYES WE CAN Only Have 44 Or So Senators Backing a Fascist Child Molester (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
Hey fam, remember optimism? You know, from the Obama years? Well, guess the fuck what? We’re doing it again! It’s been a... Continue reading this gem The post…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREOn a Roll: Democrats Win House, Senate, America’s Next Top Model (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
WASHINGTON — Democrats are on a hot streak after winning the United States House of Representatives, Senate, and reality television competition show...…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ United States of America - SATIREHarry and Meghan move into Sunderland ‘forever home’ (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level.
- SATIREMitch McConnell speechless after US Midterm Elections (opens The Beaverton in a new tab)
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following midterm elections that saw Democrats take control of both the Senate and House of Representatives, former Republican Senate…
The BeavertonSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Washington, D.C. - SATIREJames Talarico Cackles Maniacally as Hordes of Gender-Affirming Surgeons Descend Upon Texas (opens The Hard Times in a new tab)
AUSTIN, Texas — Recently elected Democratic senator James Talarico was seen laughing maniacally as hordes of gender-affirming surgeons were unleashed…
The Hard TimesSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Texas - SATIREPentagon confident U.S. will be ready for 2027 war with China by 2035 (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
Officials cite historically proven American strategy of entering wars completely unprepared
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ China - SATIREOnce, they were the highest televisual art man ever created. But the John Lewis advert has lost it (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
FIFTEEN ago, a new Renaissance came to British television. An advert so incredible it single-handedly revived Christmas. But now? The John Lewis ads have lost…
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ United Kingdom - SATIREHow to pace your joy on this hilarious day (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
REVELLING in Trump’s downfall is irresistible, but like drinking it needs to be done in moderation. Here’s how to pace yourself.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREUnstoppable populist wave ruined by what twats they are (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
AN all-conquering wave of right-wing populists set to take the West has collapsed after the discovery they are corrupt, incompetent bellends.
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHow to be an insufferable middle-class family commandeering public transport (opens The Daily Mash in a new tab)
TAKING a bus or train? Arrogant enough to assume the entire space belongs to you and your children, should you so wish it? Ignore all established etiquette…
The Daily MashSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRE“We Would’ve Won if I Was on the Ballot,” Says Fuckwit Who Spent Whole Election Telling Nation To Pretend He’s on the Ballot (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
After the Republicans suffered major losses in the 2026 midterms, President Donald Trump has alleged that the result would be different if he were on the…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWinnipeg Man Absolutely Exhausted Due to Lack of Time Change (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
WINNIPEG, MB Area plumber Dave Warkentin woke up really tired this morning due to the lack of time change. “Ugh, it’s that time of year again where we don’t…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREHegseth wears Eisenhower's globe as Halloween costume (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
Secretary says historic artifact looks better without America's allies
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREWinkler to Set Clocks One Hour Ahead of Morden (opens The Daily Bonnet in a new tab)
WINKLER, MB When the Province announced that Manitobans would no longer be participating in the time change, the City of Winkler pounced on the opportunity to…
The Daily BonnetSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREElon Musk Warns Voting for Democrats in Midterms Could “End Democracy” in Massive Misunderstand of the Word ‘Democracy’ (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
A man who has spent hundreds of billions of dollars trying to influence the outcome of elections has warned that people freely casting their vote in favour of…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRESpirit Halloween store to become pop-up ICE detention center (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
DHS praises seasonal retailer's expertise in occupying abandoned buildings and disappearing overnight
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIRE“Satire Must Be Protected,” Says Woman Who Sued Pauline Pantsdown (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
In an uncharacteristic backflip, Pauline Hanson has transitioned overnight from being a target of satire to a fierce advocate of the art form. After facing…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREArmy FRG unveils haunted house featuring spouses saying ‘I’m fine’ (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
Soldiers describe Halloween attraction as more frightening than combat deployment
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level. - SATIREScott Boland Told To Stop Taking Wickets, Making Runs if He Wants To Be Picked for Australian Test Team (opens The Shovel in a new tab)
“He reliably takes wickets. He contributes with the bat. It’s fine to do that in Shield, but not at the top level. That sort of consistency makes us very…
The ShovelSatire. Not a news clearance level.⌖ Australia - SATIREHasan execution venue double-booked with Comic-Con (opens Duffel Blog in a new tab)
Army officials insist neither event can be rescheduled without losing deposit
Duffel BlogSatire. Not a news clearance level.
